Hai! I really want to go on tumblr, may I use your laptop??
Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!
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“first time daddy sees his 3 week old”
this is beautiful.
He’s looking at her like she’s made of gold.
i will never NOT reblog this. this is absolutely beautiful.
:’)Forever reblog <3
(Source: atheistangel, via shannonelise6)
every single day
- me: i'm tired
- dad: it's because of your computer
- me: my eye hurts
- mom: your computer
- me: i'm hungry
- parents: computer
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
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Lawyer: “Was that the same nose you broke as a child?”
Witness: “I only have one, you know.”
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Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?”
Witness: “By death.”
Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?”
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Accused, Defending His…
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they invented the duckface
Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!
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